This is fantastic, thank you all for the thoughts!
I was going down a similar path - its the constant issue of sales reps and their hygiene - its difficult to get reps to update records and keep things as accurate as possible.
We are moving to SFDC soon, and in the meantime, I created an interm CRM with a google sheet, and build a slack app where reps can go and have a conversation with the App, and it will read, create, write, update, etc. Its ok since its in a google sheet controlled environment, but I am not comfortable with it overriding salesforce.
I created an error alert log in case anything happens, along with a full update log, but having a slack app or agents automatically update SFDC is scary to me - screenshot of the n8n for reference